guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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