Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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