stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
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You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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