I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
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his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
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Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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