So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
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i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
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Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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