Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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