It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
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Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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