What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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