marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
you would pick up someone in the library
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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