Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
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Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
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I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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