she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
The beer is more important than you right now.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
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You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
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It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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