She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
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We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
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last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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