we have officially mastered the walk of shame
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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