summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
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I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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