who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
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I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
this hospital has no fireball
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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