Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
she looked like the before picture.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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