But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
