Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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