he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
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you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
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Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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