i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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