A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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