this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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