my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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