This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
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Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
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you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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