Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
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first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
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I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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