my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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