haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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