I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
barbara walters just said penis...
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
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Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
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I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
dude. I can hear the air.
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