I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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