i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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