he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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