VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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