I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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