I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I've blown a few things in my day
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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