I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
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She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
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She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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