i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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