What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
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May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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