He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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