I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
pray to the hookup gods
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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