You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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