Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
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I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
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It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I touched a dick in church today
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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