I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
this beer tastes like vomit already
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
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I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
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We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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