my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
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I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
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I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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