Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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