For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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