I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
is wine microwaveable?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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