1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
i've created a new STD.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
