So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
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She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
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New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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