Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I wish i was in the wii world.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
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Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
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Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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