I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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