Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
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Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
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You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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