Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I'm jealous of your bromance
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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